N Theory Farm

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N Theory Farm
Welcome to N Theory Farm! We are the Sims family, and in the spring 2020 we relocated from the deserts of Arizona to the mountains of Tennessee to continue building our dream of a self-sustainable farm and homestead. Why N Theory? Dave & Elaine used to watch the SyFy channel show 'Eureka', about a town of super-geniuses and their town sheriff, who was more average. Each episode featured some accident or misuse of technology that the sheriff had to solve with the assistance of the scientists of the town, and when he asked if a solution would work, the answer was always 'well, in theory it should!' Thus, N Theory was born, where everything should work! We currently offer Elaine's quilts and other handmade fabric goods, hand-knit items by both Dave and Elaine Eventually we hope to be able to offer home-grown raw fleece and wool from our own flock of Icelandic sheep! Thank you for joining us on our journey! ~Dave, Elaine, & ‘Tank’ Sims
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$70.00
Hand knit by Elaine in your choice of colors. Pattern is Zen Shawl by Maureen Clark
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$80.00
Knit by Elaine, custom order. The sample item was knit in Mandala Ombre acrylic yarn in a discontinued colorway. This shawl would look fabulous in any solid...
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$65.00
Knit by elaine, asymmetrical triangle shawl in shades of orange & red, acrylic yarn Pattern by Martina Behm, Hitchhiker: a Trillogy of four Patterns,...

$65.00
Made to order. Sample was knit by Dave, wool/acrylic blend yarn Pattern is Jasmine Scarf by Purl Soho

$80.00
Blue skies ahead with this cute and comfy lightweight spring shawl. Perfect for keeping the sun & wind off your shoulders. Also available as a custom order...

$90.00
Pattern Dragon Rider Shrug by Joan of Dark aka Toni Carr, as found in Geek Knits (Brown sweater). Knit by Elaine in wool/acrylic blend, size XL hand wash...

$115.00
Details: Material: acryilc blend Care: Hand wash gently in cold water, lay flat to dry Pattern: Terebinthia by Emma L. Butram Knit by Elaine Notes...

$50.00
Knit by Dave, scarf in hand dyed merino wool hand wash cool, lay flat to dry

$500.00
This large semi-circular shawl is hand-knit by Elaine, Pattern is Winter Lights by Stephen West, and took over 80 hours to complete! Knit in 100% alpaca...

$40.00
This purse is purple with pink, black and gold accents, with a stylized triskele pattern, giving the appearance of stained glass windows in a gothic...

$300.00
This rustic twin size rail fence pattern quilt will be perfect for your lil' rustler while they dream their wild west dreams. The top is machine pieced with...

$45.00
Made by Elaine, acrylic yarn with metallic thread hand wash cool, lay flat to dry

$70.00
Triangular shawl, pattern Coraline in the Wine Country by Celina Lane Crocheted by Elaine, cotton/acrylic/wool blend yarn Hand wash cool, lay flat to...

$50.00
Custom order'feather and fan' pattern wrap. The sample piece is in multi-color acrylic blend yarn. Choose your color and fiber.

$125.00
Fiber: acrylic Pattern: Omar Wrap by Toni Lipsey Crochet by Elaine in acrylic yarn Also available as a custom order in your choice of color palette...

$45.00
Green and gold scarf in soft acrylic yarn. Made by Elaine hand wash cool, lay flat to dry

$85.00
Fiber: Acrylic Pattern: Ulitmate Sacrifice by Lorraine Pugh Crochet by Elaine The Story Behind The Pattern The Ultimate Sacrifice shawl is the sister...

$55.00
Crocheted by Elaine Merino/Nylon/Stellina blend Hand wash cool, lay flat to dry

$40.00
Featuring a modern funky and fun lavender and lime print, this purse is sure to please! This purse is approximately 15x11, with interior pockets to keep you...

$70.00
Knit by Elaine, the sample shown is in Scarfie acrylic blend yarn

$125.00
Knit by Elaine, Leaf shaped shawl & optional coordinating hat available as a custom order in your choice of color and fiber, with or without a coordinating...

$150.00
Knit by Elaine, Leaf shaped shawl & optional coordinating hat available as a custom order in your choice of color and fiber, with or without a...

$40.00
Blue & purple scarf, acrylic yarn, made by Elaine

$105.00
Custom order, knit by Elaine. Choose your color and fiber to suit your style! Pattern is The Dragon's Tale by Nim Teasdale

$130.00
Wrap yourself in the warmth of a handmade treasure. This oversized shawl isn’t just an accessory, it’s a statement piece. Knit by Dave in buttery-soft...

$42.00
Knit by Dave, wool/acrylic blend yarn hand wash cool, lay flat to dry

$65.00
The Oak Park Cowl is a two-color, Fair Isle unisex design that is based on the stained glass work of Frank Lloyd Wright. This particular stained glass...

$200.00
This bargello style quilt is approximately 32 x 40, which makes it a great size for a large wall hanging. It is also a perfect size for an elegant baby...

$65.00
fabulously squishy knit shawlette in 100% cotton, by Elaine Hand wash cool, lay flat to dry.

$25.00
Knit by Dave, lightweight spring scarf in greys & purples, acrylic yarn

$70.00
Do you have young children and want keep track of their ever changing heights like our parents used to do? Do you live in an apartment where you can't mark...

$21.00
Reusable, washable, colorful, versatile, what more could you ask for? Sometimes I end up with odd pieces of fabric left from a project, so bags I turn them...