N Theory Farm

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N Theory Farm
Welcome to N Theory Farm! We are the Sims family, and in the spring 2020 we relocated from the deserts of Arizona to the mountains of Tennessee to continue building our dream of a self-sustainable farm and homestead. Why N Theory? Dave & Elaine used to watch the SyFy channel show 'Eureka', about a town of super-geniuses and their town sheriff, who was more average. Each episode featured some accident or misuse of technology that the sheriff had to solve with the assistance of the scientists of the town, and when he asked if a solution would work, the answer was always 'well, in theory it should!' Thus, N Theory was born, where everything should work! We currently offer Elaine's quilts and other handmade fabric goods, hand-knit items by both Dave and Elaine Eventually we hope to be able to offer home-grown raw fleece and wool from our own flock of Icelandic sheep! Thank you for joining us on our journey! ~Dave, Elaine, & ‘Tank’ Sims
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$70.00
Hand knit by Elaine in your choice of colors. Pattern is Zen Shawl by Maureen Clark

$80.00
Knit by Elaine, custom order. The sample item was knit in Mandala Ombre acrylic yarn in a discontinued colorway. This shawl would look fabulous in any solid...

$65.00
Knit by elaine, asymmetrical triangle shawl in shades of orange & red, acrylic yarn Pattern by Martina Behm, Hitchhiker: a Trillogy of four Patterns,...

$65.00
Made to order. Sample was knit by Dave, wool/acrylic blend yarn Pattern is Jasmine Scarf by Purl Soho

$80.00
Made by Elaine, in wool blend Pattern is Three Quarter Granny Shawlette by Elizabeth Peat

$90.00
Pattern Dragon Rider Shrug by Joan of Dark aka Toni Carr, as found in Geek Knits (Brown sweater). Knit by Elaine in wool/acrylic blend, size XL

$50.00
Knit by Dave, scarf in hand dyed merino wool

$40.00
This purse is purple with pink, black and gold accents, with a stylized triskele pattern, giving the appearance of stained glass windows in a gothic...

$300.00
This rustic twin size rail fence pattern quilt will be perfect for your lil' rustler while they dream their wild west dreams. The top is machine pieced with...

$45.00
Made by Elaine, acrylic yarn with metallic thread

$50.00
Custom order'feather and fan' pattern wrap. The sample piece is in multi-color acrylic blend yarn. Choose your color and fiber.

$40.00
Featuring a modern funky and fun lavender and lime print, this purse is sure to please! This purse is approximately 15x11, with interior pockets to keep you...

$70.00
Knit by Elaine, the sample shown is in Scarfie acrylic blend yarn

$125.00
Knit by Elaine, Leaf shaped shawl & optional coordinating hat available as a custom order in your choice of color and fiber, with or without a coordinating...

$150.00
Knit by Elaine, Leaf shaped shawl & optional coordinating hat available as a custom order in your choice of color and fiber, with or without a...

$125.00
Crocheted by Elaine in acrylic yarn Pattern is Omar Wrap by Toni Lipsey

$40.00
Blue & purple scarf, acrylic yarn, made by Elaine

$85.00
Custom order, knit by Elaine. Choose your color and fiber to suit your style! Pattern is The Dragon's Tale by Nim Teasdale

$130.00
Wrap yourself in the warmth of a handmade treasure. This oversized shawl isn’t just an accessory, it’s a statement piece. Knit by Dave in buttery-soft...

$42.00
Knit by Dave, wool/acrylic blend yarn

$35.00
Knit by Elaine, wool/acrylic blend yarn

$200.00
This bargello style quilt is approximately 32 x 40, which makes it a great size for a large wall hanging. It is also a perfect size for an elegant baby...

$25.00
Knit by Dave, lightweight spring scarf in greys & purples, acrylic yarn

$70.00
Do you have young children and want keep track of their ever changing heights like our parents used to do? Do you live in an apartment where you can't mark...

$21.00
Reusable, washable, colorful, versatile, what more could you ask for? Sometimes I end up with odd pieces of fabric left from a project, so bags I turn them...

$6.00
Reusable straws with cleaning brush and storage pouch. Color and pattern of straw and pouch will vary. If you want to request a specific color, we'll do our...

$20.00
This bag is great for shopping, a stylish tote bag, or any other time you want a handy tote. Upholstery fabric, lined in cotton/poly blend. Dimensions vary...

$95.00
The perfect gift for the princess in your life who loves to rock out! Whether they are 9 and dream of being Ariana Grande, Panic! At the Disco, or Billie...

$140.00
This darling quilt is approximately 36" x 46" and has been machine pieced and machine quilted in a looping pattern with contrasting thread. I machine sew all...

$55.00
Knit by Dave, acrylic yarn Pattern is Seaman's Knot by Adrienne Fong

$130.00
Whether you're gifting it or treating yourself, this shawl is more than an accessory, it's wearable art. Knit by Dave, in a wool/cashmere/poly blend Pattern...

$25.00
Adorable knit snowmen, customize the hat & scarf color. Choose either a solid color or a multi color yarn for your snowman's accessories! Please specify your...